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solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.
"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."
by Anhedonis October 13, 2011
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suisexual

1. being sexually attracted to or
2. sexually active with the self
etymology: latin, sui- self; english~sexual
1. I swear my roommate is a suisexual. She just sits there in front of the mirror, obviously turned on by her own lingere clad body.
2.I dont have a girlfriend right now, so basically im just suisexual.
by genna buzz April 4, 2005
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surfsexual

when a young man is neither straight or gay, just in love with his surfboard. hence the name surfsexual
"wow he is really cute"
"dont even try, he is surfsexual"
"that's a shame"
by cassandra says October 16, 2008
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surfsexual

when boys (mostly teenagers) are not straight nor gay. just in love with their surfboards and care about nothing else.
lilly:ughh that guy is so cute but he wont even look at me!

hallie: we are at the beach and the only thing he's paying attention to is his surfboard. he must be surfsexual
by cassandra say October 6, 2008
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Stasexual

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man
I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth
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sunoosexual

Only being attracted to Kim Sunoo (sunoo) from Enhypen.
Person 1: Wanna make out?
Person 2: Sorry i’m Sunoosexual i only love Sunoo
by sunooist December 16, 2020
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Soniasexual

You are only attracted to the character Sonia from Pokémon
Alex: "Hey bro what are you?"
Isaac: "I'm soniasexual."
Alex: "You're what?"
Isaac: "I'm soniasexal meaning I'm only attracted to the character Sonia from Pokémon."

Alex: "Oh alright."
by Pochaa October 8, 2020
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