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string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.
by Delphius July 6, 2019
mugGet the string cheese abusemug.

String Cheese

The act of pouring molten Mozzarella down the urethra and pulling it out as string cheese.
Yo I did string cheese last night and now my urethra has closed up. Anyway want some string cheese?
by CheesamusMaximus June 11, 2020
mugGet the String Cheesemug.

String Cheese

When a woman shits her self in a thong and the poop splits in the pants giving the apperance of String Cheese
by BIGGBOIIJOHN February 26, 2021
mugGet the String Cheesemug.

Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.
by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025
mugGet the Dick String Cheesemug.

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