Streaming

stream-ing

noun U
contrary to Alex's ground breaking discovery, streaming is the upload/download of audio/video data over the interweb in real time. If Alex was to stick a cork in it, sit down in front of a computer & watch some bollox on youtube or something similar, all would become clear (once the stream has stopped buffering).

Alex: Hey, like, i've been streaming all day at school.
Teacher: I hope you weren't streaming DVDs, young Alex!
DMCA bigwig: I'm closing your school down for breach of copyright.

by F.Arkov September 2, 2008

split-streaming

When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.

"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"

by G_O July 9, 2017

Streaming a nut in her box

The act of ejaculating (e.g. 'nutting', usually sans condom) in a chicks vagina (e.g. 'box').

"Dude, what happened with that hottie last nite?"

"Well, I was streaming a nut in her box when the doorbell rang."

by NikonMan February 8, 2009

streaming

The act of drinking champagne from the slit of a woman's vagina.

I just had the best champagne yesterday, candy just poured it down her pussy and told me to stream her!

Fred: Maya, what do we have to drink?
Maya: we have some champagne. Do you want to stream me?
Fred: Sure, it's been a while since we tried streaming.

by sevenDeathlysins August 28, 2011

streaming queen

Girl who can find most anything on the internet without having to buy it.

Guy: How do you plan on finding the whole movie series?
Girl: Have you met me, I'm the Streaming Queen!

by StreamQueen January 21, 2017

Streamlonged

When someone thinks they streamlined something but they actually made it longer.

“Justin said he streamlined his part of the presentation but now it’s twice as long! That bastard streamlonged it.”

by The Dersk December 6, 2021

day streaming

The act of pissing yourself while in the middle of a day dream.

Earlier today at work I was so zoned out in thinking about tomorrow's hot tub party, my boss caught me day streaming and sent me home to change my pants.

by Bucky-Goldstein February 19, 2012