Sterling

A d-bag. He is a self-centered know it all, usually with little or no talent. A wannabe rapper, he thinks everyone is interested in the most intimate details of his life. He never shuts up. Sterlings talk a lot about being from 'the 'Hood' but in fact have a middleclass suburban background.
Sterling: Yo wassup dawg, I'm, like, totally doing something amazing today, and my cousin is such a faggot, and you know what? I took a piss this morning! That's how we roll in the 'hood!

Somebody Else: Do you want to die?
by Xaya March 17, 2011
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When you say something that is not socially accepted and you know it is not socially accepted but you say it anyway. When you subconsciously say a derogatory statement, possibly based on experience or fact, when you should have kept your mouth shut. In other words when you publicly say what everyone else is thinking and get yourself in trouble.
Person one says "That's one problem I have. Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people. And some of the African-Americans, maybe I'll get in trouble again, they don't want to help anybody. "

Person one just pulled a Sterling
by Pluffmudder May 13, 2014
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A SELFISH CONCEITED DOUCHE BAG WHO WILL FLATTER YOU AND TELL YOU WANT TO HEAR TO GET HIS WAY WITH YOU! STAY AWAY FROM THIS ASSHAT. HE MIGHT SEEM REALLY SWEET AND CUTE AT FIRST BUT ACTUALLY HE'S HEARTLESS AND WILL BREAK YOUR HEART JUST FOR A EGO BOOST. PS HE THINKS HIS DICK IS GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN, BUT IN REALITY IT'S SO REPLACEABLE IT NOT EVEN FUNNY.
SALLY: WOW LOOK AT HIM, HE A HOTTIE BUT LOOKS LIKE A DOUCHE BAG.
BAILEY: OH YEAH! STAY AWAY FROM HIM.. HE A FUCKING STERLING!
by itbrittanybitch March 26, 2014
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A small town in the absolute middle of nowhere in Connecticut. It is a place where inbreeding is not only common, but accepted. Full of rednecks and people who look like they belong on death row. In the town resides two campgrounds, well three if you count a nudist colony as one. Some say its the water, others assume its the genetics. The world may never know. But mostly the world will never care.
Rachel: Wow, that couple looks alot alike.
Becky: Yeah, almost like siblings.
Rachel: Whatever, they're probally Sterlingers.
by Blahblah328 August 22, 2008
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a dirty dirty computer sealer. the common cause of suicide, how to commit suicide cause your computer was stolen
i will now commit auto erotic asphyxiation because my computer was stolen by sterling smh
by thecrocsmaster May 29, 2018
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Something that is profoundly irritating, designed to mislead, or makes no sense whatsoever. Similar to smoke and mirrors but considerably more mundane.
"What a sterling email" - an email heavy with words but light on meaning or commitment to anything at all.

"A stirling job" - a job that has been done in a way so as to give the impression of completion but that actually is only designed to hide or detract from underlying defects or incompetence.
by afroken32 July 15, 2009
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A dumbass who burns himself.
Dude look at the burn on that kids arm. Hes such a sterling.
by ttan April 13, 2009
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