slinching

To consume alcohol at a rate of 1/12 of an average college students drinking rate. 1/12 of a slug equals a slinch.

Kid was saying he was gonna be slugging all night. He's still slinching on his first beer

by Boonster30 April 10, 2011

donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Swunching

When you swoop(smoke) and munch at the same time.

I got tha munchies, you up for swunching nigga?

by crazymunchingho March 31, 2009

Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)

Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

by Pokes23233 April 4, 2017

squeeching

a loud sound in between squeaking and screeching

Cade would no stop squeeching so, Mrs Page threw a pen at him.
( for further reference, see cade evans)

by dam boi he thicc October 29, 2019

Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023