Spud

A person as dumb as a sack of potatoes.

Did you see Jack walk into that window? He's such a spud.

by boomftleah June 24, 2014

Spud

1. A potato

2. A boy who has not hit puberty.

3. A follower of the new wave band Devo. Used almost exclusively among fans

1. Dad: Let's have some spuds for dinner!

2. I have no pubes, I guess that makes me a spud

3 Are you spuds going to the Devo show?

by A spud who cares April 2, 2011

Spud

Affectionate term for a baby or small child. The history of this phrase is lost in the mists of time but possibly stems from the slang term for potato. Two children may be referred to as Spud and Spud junior.

"Back in a minute, I am just going to check on Spud and Spud junior"

by Rob. Holton June 7, 2013

Spud

A particularly inneffective person, thing or action. Usually in the sporting arena but can be used for a variety of professions.

Did you see Mitchell Johnson bowl in the 2nd Ashes Test at Lords? He's such a spud.

by lovedear July 22, 2009

Spud

A fan of Tottenham Hotspurs , one of the lowest forms of existence amongst football lovers.

Ah, You 're a spud . When will you people ever learn that your team is no good.

by lundkhau May 25, 2016

Spuds

Slang for clipless cycling pedals. It originated from a corruption of the initials SPD (Shimano Pedaling Dynamcs), which was expanded as an acronym to become "spud". Now it is used more generally when referring to clipless pedals, regardless of brand.

You should fix yourself up with some spuds.

by rutrophil January 1, 2013

Spudding

Spudding is a sexual fetish where you incorporate any form of potato into your foreplay. This could be anywhere from raw spuds to week old fries.

Hey baby spread some mashed taters on those titties and let's get spudding!

by Lizbo the lezbo November 6, 2020