slit(s)

an uncommon or underground term for an asian person-derived from the shape of their eyes, which look like slits in their head

i hate those stupid slits

by jhick September 6, 2005

Split Second Splits

Doing the splits quickly and unexpectedly; without warning

(On the ski slope)

Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!

Nathan: Now why would you say that?

Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!

by erzebet333 July 25, 2010

Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.

Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."

by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016

Split Sack Syndrome

The act of wearing jeans so tight ur sack gets seperated at the seat of ur pants and eventually splits into two seperate sacks each containing one ball.

- "His jeans are so tight."
- "yeah i bet thats giving him split sack syndrome"

by Wild Wallrus September 25, 2011

split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.

Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.

by Simian187 February 11, 2014

split splat

Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.

1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face

by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010

split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.

It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!

by sxross1 July 3, 2012