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Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023
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Splatoon 2

Splatoon 2 is literally the exact same game as Splatoon 1, except you have to pay to actually do anything fun. Unless you like replaying the same levels over and over again...
“Hey, dude! You play Splatoon?
“Nah man, I only play Splatoon 2.
“You poor, poor soul...”
by Effedgusafhugbknh August 26, 2019
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Splatoon 3

by Fortnitekid36 February 15, 2023
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Splatoon 3

A game made by Nintendo in 2022, a new shooter game from the Splatoon game franchise. The first trailer was February 17, 2021. (We also get free octolings I guess.)
Splatoon 3 is my (least) favourite game!
by CinnamorollThePuppy March 26, 2022
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splatoon 3

Actual garbage, similar to the past games; Splatoon and Splatoon 3.
Wow, I didnt think anything could be worse than Mario party, but here comes Splatoon 3!
by forkepotato January 21, 2021
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Splatoon 3

Me: Really ur playing splatoon 3? My online friend: YEA ITS AMAZING. Me: proceeds to block him.
Splatoon 3 is a fucking nightmare! Please Nintendo, take it down!
by NaturalHyena594 March 22, 2023
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splatoon stream

When?
by Ended_Aurora March 26, 2023
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