Speckled Salami

When someone has a flat pale face and too many freckles.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jerry? That guys looks like a piece of speckled salami!!!

Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.

by The 99th Reich willn’t happen October 7, 2019

speckle dick

This refferes to the way ones dick may look like the morning after fucking a nsty slutty bitch. usually means you have an std.

damn, she knew how to ride that shit but when i took a piss this morning i had that speckle dick working!

by fruvous October 24, 2006

speckle way

lesbian sex

i like speckle way ;-)

by jeremy January 11, 2004

Speckled trout

A nasty dick covered in herpes sores.

Dude, she messed with that guy. He has a bad speckled trout!

by IrishTexan January 5, 2009

Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

Speckled Dough Nut

When a dough misses the sink and cums all over his face.

Damn son you smell like a speckled dough nut.

by Mr_O May 6, 2015