Spaceman

An insult refering to ugly ass alien looking humans who may possibly have blended in with our species.
Tommy: You did you see the dude who looks like the alien emoji?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?
by Realest State August 09, 2015
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Spaceman

A person who does or says some crazy shit that makes you question if they are really from this planet.
"Alyuh ever feel that stars is just giant light bulbs?"
"....Wah kinda Spaceman talk is dah bai"
by RealMadFrogs January 02, 2022
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Spaceman

That one fella who "spaces" out when in motion (basically - people in autopilot)
Doublesman1: "Yo bro, yuh pack d spoons & ting right?"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
*2 hrs later*
Doublesman1: "Aye hear nah bai, I thought you packed d spoons & ting bai?!"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
Doublesman1: "Hoss yous one fockin spaceman eh bai"
by DRChadThundercunt January 24, 2025
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Spaceman

When you are not thinking properly and mess up something obvious
Yesterday 13:45
Benji: 077653366

Today 18:57

Simone: Benji can you send me your mum’s number

Benji: I did haha, it’s the message above

Simone: ahahahha omg sorry I am such a spaceman
by ANAMOX April 25, 2021
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Not spaceman

It's a spaceman but it isn't
Not spaceman
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Tiny Spaceman Zombie

A Tiny man in space that eats Martians and rocks. Very lumpy humanoid retarded thing that never knows what it is doing.
What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.
by Poopness November 08, 2010
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Spaceman Stu

Spaceman Stu liked to gaze up at the stars. He dreamed of floating with them in his spaceman car—and when he touched down, he couldn't believe his eyes. All of his favorite things started floating by and he did, too. Spaceman Stu.

Spaceman Stu floated up to the man in the moon. They sat and talked about the planets Mercury to Neptune—and then Stu asked him, "What did Pluto do?"—'cause not all that long ago it was a planet too—and the moon just smiled—at this wonder child.

And with his dog Orion by his side, he'll fly away—off to their little secret place behind the Milky Way... Well, —
null: "Spaceman Stu has a cardboard rocket box."
null: "It has a Captain's chair he made out of his blocks"
null: "And when the countdown reaches 3, 2, 1."
null: "Shake, rattle, boom, kapow!"
null: "We'll head off towards the sun"
null: "And here we go. Leave earth below."
null: " La la la laa."
null: "La la la laa."
null: "La la laa laa..."
Stu: "yesn't"
by spacemanstu December 22, 2022
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