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Spaceman

An insult refering to ugly ass alien looking humans who may possibly have blended in with our species.
Tommy: You did you see the dude who looks like the alien emoji?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?
by Realest State September 13, 2015
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spaceman gloves

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves
by huhter November 19, 2021
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Spaceman

When you are not thinking properly and mess up something obvious
Yesterday 13:45
Benji: 077653366

Today 18:57

Simone: Benji can you send me your mum’s number

Benji: I did haha, it’s the message above

Simone: ahahahha omg sorry I am such a spaceman
by ANAMOX April 25, 2021
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Tiny Spaceman Zombie

A Tiny man in space that eats Martians and rocks. Very lumpy humanoid retarded thing that never knows what it is doing.
What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.
by Poopness November 9, 2010
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Upside down spaceman

A helmet of some sort must be worn during the entire process, and the male must be upside down swinging from the ceiling on chains. To make the experience even better, other equipment may be used, such as knives and whips. Water can be used for additional lubrication.
Jack: We need to spice up our sex life.

Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.
by That bitch!! September 14, 2023
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Leo Spaceman

30 rock character portrayed by Chris Parnell; maybe the greatest character ever on TV. Nazi Doctor, Erectile Dysfunction Curer (through song), Laughs on the word Kidney, Lover of Animal blood.
Leo Spaceman: Hi, I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman.

Leo Spaceman: Liz, are you getting enough vitamin c? May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it.

Jack Donaghy: Can I ask you a question as a woman?

Leo Spaceman: You may Jack, are you going to Alter your voice or dress up in any way?
by GavintheMuffinMan April 14, 2020
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