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Senior Snoop Dogg

A person from 'the projects' whom is over the age of 55 but still carries a glock 9 and sips on gin and juice while wearing a flannel shirt with only the top button correctly buttoned. Senior Snoop Dogg's are know to 'jump shit off' if they are not given their discount at Denny's. They will also 'ride ona mu fucka' if they do not receive they're Zaroxolyn in a timely fashion. If you take the last ramekin of tapioca pudding you are likely to have a 'cap popped in yo bitch ass'.
Geriatric person 1, 'Where's Mr. Von Struedel been?'
Geriatric person 2, 'He passed away, you didn't hear?'
Geriatric person 1, 'WHAT, your going to have to speak up, I lost my hearing in Nam.'
Geriatric person 2, (shouting) 'HE PASSED AWAY!'
Geriatric person 1, 'Oh no, did his heart give out?'
Geriatric person 2, 'NO, MR. JONES CAUGHT HIM USING HIS DENTURE CREAM WITHOUT PERMISSION AND SHOT HIM.'
Geriatric person 1, 'Von Struedel should've known better, that Mr Jones is a trilla nigga.'
Geriatric person 2, 'Yea, he's a real Senior Snoop Dogg.'
Geriatric person 1, 'huh'
Geriatric person 2, 'I SAID FUCK OFF.'
Senior Snoop Dogg by CaliWilli December 10, 2011

snoop dogg 

the biggest let down ever. after bustin on the scene as a tuff gangsta with raw lyrics and flow, sadly snoop became worse and worse with each album after his classic 'doggystyle' was put out. snoop is currently a bitch who no longer really raps but just talks over catchy pop beats. when he was on death row he was a man, now he has stooped to lows by doin songs with justin timberlake or what ever that queers name is.
snoop dogg was the shit before he became shit.
snoop dogg by ray sean jamal September 3, 2005

Snoop Dogg 

The act in which you walk up to an unsuspecting victim, and rub your nose around on their crotch and sniff, like a dog would do.
There was this guy on the train wearing sweatpants, and his legs were apart, so I decided to Snoop Dogg him.
Snoop Dogg by George Dubya Bush September 24, 2005

snoop dogg 

put simply, snoop dogg is the man

what other gangsta rapper can act in starsky and hutch and still maintain his status as the the man

snoop dogg is a true gangsta, because hes a skinny layed back rapper who loves weed, loved the west side, and carries a pimp cane around

snoop often collaborated with dr. dre for many songs including: aint nothing but a g thang, deep cover, and the next episode

snoop's old songs were better than his new ones
"still waters run deep...still snoop dogg and D-R-E" - deep cover
snoop dogg by ssullivan January 20, 2006

Snoop Dogg Hit 

1) To take many small hits followed by an extremely large hit on a joint or pipe so as to use up more than one's "fair share" of marijuana, especially when sharing another individual's weed
Man that kdull kid is taking snoop dogg hits but he paid for the weed so I guess it's cool.

snoop dogg and pharrel

drop it like its hot sexy mama
work dat body
dis goes for all da hoes damn
Chorus - Snoop Dogg
When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Sean Don
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

Verse - Pharrell Williams
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat
That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P

Chorus

Verse - Snoop Dogg
I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
{*scratches*} "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"
S-N double O-P, D-O double G
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

Chorus

Verse - Snoop Dogg
I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's
Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$
Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you're on a red beam
Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?
AK47 now nigga, stop that!
C mid shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue
Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!

Chorus

Outro
Snooooooooooop.
Snooooooooooop..

Snoop Dogg 

A rapper back in the westcoast vs eastcoast days. First two albums were great,but then he started getting big headed and try to appear on everybodies songs. He also had several movies most bad such as Soul Plane. Simply put back in the 90's when he was young he was good,but now he needs to put down the mic and step off the screen he is getting too damn old.
random guy: Man i remember when he was young he was good.
2nd random guy: Yeah, but he sucks now; reminds me of Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg by roy jones 3rd July 4, 2007