Teagan Smyth

The original slim shady. Hottest man alive. Albino maple syrup goblin. The man, the myth, the legend. Cool dude with the fattest ass known to man with cheeks as loud as thunder claps

Teagan Smyth? Hot.

by Butternut nipple clamp June 8, 2022

Connor Smyth

The inverted redhead Jesus with three different hair colours

If Jesus was a redhead he’d be a Connor Smyth

by Aftonator March 6, 2022

Smythe Pickle Tickle

A lewd and lascivious act that is center to the Pickle incident .

Adam Smythe got banned last night in the pickle incident. Word is that he tried the olde Smythe Pickle Tickle on the server.

by Karlach February 13, 2024

Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.

“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”

by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024