Smurfy

A way to describe a short person without calling them a midget or shorty

Person 1 says “hey smurfy pass me a cold one won’t ya!” Person 2 AKA smurfy says “ fuck off bill and stop calling me smurfy!”

by My pseudonym (cheese) January 3, 2022

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

smurfy butt syndrome

type A. When you take a shit in a porta potty and you splash some blue water on your butt hole.

Type B. When you eat too many homeless peoples asses and their gangrene morphs into gang blue and your butt falls off and the Polynesian people roast your blue butt at a luau

the buss driver had a terrible case of smurfy butt syndrome

by Kryan October 30, 2022

Scumfy

Scumfy is short for scumfiable, used to describe being all snug & cosy in a location, ie bed/chair/beanbag

I was so scumfy in my bed i didn't wanna get up today

by Smoggycaroline* December 1, 2023