Slayer

The darkest, heaviest, most brutal fucking thrash band to have ever struck the face of God's green earth with pure bruality. Capable of pounding out the most coolest, creepiest and most Satanic lyrics that don't actually oversaturate their image to a point of being laughable (see Deicide). Founded by Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman back in the early 80s, their influence upon the thrash movement is undisputed, with albums like "Reign in Blood" and "Seasons in the Abyss" ranking as the most influential and famous thrash albums in record history.

As far as this author's concerned, Metallica don't fucking deserve to be considered the backbone of thrash. Metallica sold out and changed, but Slayer never did. They didn't compromise their sound for fucking anybody, and to this date, they've remained sheer volume and pumelling riffs that totally kick the shit out of all but the heaviest of Death metal.

To date, their most recent album is "Christ Illusion"; another brutal masterpiece that illustrates how well they've stuck to their roots. "Catatonia" has a guitar solo that's to die for. Quite literally if you're ears are too weak to handle the overpowering bad-ass-itude of Slayer's music (and no, that wasn't a real word, so don't bother looking it up on UD).
Metalhead #1: "I went to a Slayer concert the other week."
Metalhead #2: "Shit man, you survive?"
Metalhead #1: "I lost three fingers in a mosh pit, sustained cranial brain damage from being kicked against the floor... loved every fucking minute of it."
Metalhead #2: "Hell yeah. You catch a guitar pick?"
Metalhead #1: "Yep, I'll strum with it after I get feeling back in my fingers."
by Alhadis August 20, 2006
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originated from danish metalheads- used as an indirect way to show dissapproval of either a show(concert) or just music being played. if the music is horrible or the concert is- you yell out "SPIL NOGET MED SLAYER"(play/put on some slayer
fuck it, this music is horrible- PLAY SOME SLAYER!!
by Rumleskaft July 15, 2010
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Slayer

Singular: to get the girl or guy
Plural: to get with loads of hot chicks or sexy dudes depending on gender.
"Dude, you're such a slayer!"

"Did you see Erik go off with Victoria and Gina last night?"
"yeah, he's slayin'!"
by ChamplinParkIsWhereItsAt July 03, 2011
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Slayerized

How Slayer fans treat bands that open for the American Thrash Metal band Slayer. The fans are known for not only booing, but spitting and throwing anything they can get their hands on at the band. They view any opening band as just another thing getting in the way of them seeing Slayer perform. Because of this Slayer is known as one of the hardest bands to open for.
Static-X opened for them and Pantera and still talk about it many years later. After the show the fans of Slayer would brag about how Static-X was slayerized.
by Mark Carras March 31, 2006
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Slayer

An awesome thrash metal band. One of the Big Four Of Thrash. Whilst not being emo, (you dumb ass) Slayer is best known for "Raining Blood", "Angel of Death", and "War Ensamble".
Members include:
Tom Araya: Bass,Vocals
Dave Lombardo: Drums
Kerry King: Guitars
Jeff Hanneman: Guitars
Slayer is one of the best bands in the world.
by Zack423 November 12, 2006
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Slayer

The most fucking awesome band ever! A person who calls themselves a metal-head but can only name the songs "Angel of Death" and "Bloodline" when asked their fav Slayer song is a cunt-ass poser who disgraces true Slayer fans everywhere.
Listen to the Slayer album "Show No Mercy" (Antichrist, Die By The Sword, Metalstorm/ Face the Slayer, Crionics, Fight Till Death, etc.); it will change your perspective on life.
by Kerry King666 October 03, 2006
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Slayerism

Slayerism - A term of endearment used to describe an epic moment of metal, in reference to one of the greatest metal bands of all time.
Person A: "just convinced my mum to get me an ESP F-100 for ma crimbo"

Person B: "haha sweet"

A: " It's like Tom Araya's bass... but a guitar."

B: "Thats like an orgasm with strings right??"

A:" yep. combined with a kerry king mini amp. Instant slayerism
by Izzy_gets_Busy October 08, 2008
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