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cross country skiing 

1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.

2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.

3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.
Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.

Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.

Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.
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cross cuntry skiing 

When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt
-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing
cross cuntry skiing by Betty Thorny November 20, 2010
A conbination of skating/ice, it is when one decides to go out on a snowy day where ice is on the roads. You can either use an old board like a skate board to skice or you could improvise and use anything worthy of sliding on ice.
1. Man i'm gunna go skice on them roads.

2. Yesterday when it was snowing i was skicing well sick innit!
skicing by mingram March 11, 2009

Skeet Skiing

Skeet Skiing is the most outdoorsy sexual position of all. A male and preferably 3 females engage in a four-some. The male is standing at the end of the bed with all three females laying on the bed. The first woman is laying on her back, the middle woman is on her stomach blowing the man, and the third women is laying on her back. The male thrusts in and out of the middle woman's mouth while banging the the first and third women with dildos or ski poles, (whichever is preferred), making a skiing motion in the process. Required to wear goggles during this postion
Male: Hey babe, round up some friends, I feel like Skeet Skiing today.

Female: Hey girls, lets find a good man wants to go Skeet Skiing with us.

blower skiing 

Outstanding, epic, skiing and or snowboarding conditions, both during and after a major snow event. Blower skiing and riding is specific to powder snow conditions, but the term is sometimes used in a general sense to describe an amazing ski or snowboarding experience.
The blower skiing conditions from that last storm cycle makes me wanna give up the day job!

Down Hill Skiing 

Down Hill Skiing is a sexual possition where a woman places herself between two men and grabs there genetalia with each hand and pumps up and down in a wanking motion quickly over and over again.
"My wife went down hill skiing last night with me and my best friend, it was awesome!"
Down Hill Skiing by D.H.SKIIER July 28, 2009

cross country skiing 

When a girl gives two handjobs simultaneously, which consequently, makes her arms move in the way cross country skiers' arms move with their ski poles.
Jim: "After a long day of snowboarding, Carl and I took Susie back to my chalet for a little cross country skiing"