shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes

That shrimpy jones has a small dick

by John to con June 9, 2016

Shrimpy

A boy that says he has a slammer but he whips it out and it's a little shrimp 🍤

" Damn, you ready for this slammer Beth Anne ? "
" Yeah, I'm ready "

*whips out penis*
" Aww it's so small and shrimpy "

by -shakesomething123 January 15, 2017

shrimpy rice

A literal god upon food.

Shrimpy rice tastes so god you shouldn’t eat it it has arises into sentience

by Shrimp rice October 16, 2021

Simpy Shrimpy

A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.

Person 1: God, they are such a simpy shrimpy!
Person 2: They'll find someone.

by spray.cheese April 29, 2022

Shrimpy

The best coolest person to exist and makes my school life better and just makes me happy and feel like I can do anything and makes me feel so pretty and they r just the best person APPRECIATE THEM NOW.

Person:”have you added shrimpy yet?”
Person 2:”no-“
Person:”GO DO IT RIGHT NOW.”

by SkippyDaPepsi May 8, 2022

General Shrimpy

Large asshole.

Mean people suck arse.

by unnamed December 31, 2003

shrimpy nuts

When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly awesome, or just straight-up mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.

“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”

by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025