" Damn, you ready for this slammer Beth Anne ? "
" Yeah, I'm ready "
*whips out penis*
" Aww it's so small and shrimpy "
" Yeah, I'm ready "
*whips out penis*
" Aww it's so small and shrimpy "
by -shakesomething123 January 16, 2017
Shrimpy is one cool dude. Just kidding. He's a nerd that wears unmatched socks and is probably gay. He loves hawaiian shirts, disney movies, and true crime. He will do anything to cheer up his friends, and sometimes total strangers. He makes strong bonds quickly, no matter how many times he gets screwed over. Don't hurt a Shrimpy, and don't let him go.
doofus 1: hey, have you seen Shrimpy today?
doofus 2: yeah, he threw a water bottle at me and said "hydrate before you diedrate"
doofus 1: he's caring like that
doofus 2: yeah, he threw a water bottle at me and said "hydrate before you diedrate"
doofus 1: he's caring like that
by exoticshrimps May 12, 2020
by Captain_Thunderpants July 05, 2017
The best coolest person to exist and makes my school life better and just makes me happy and feel like I can do anything and makes me feel so pretty and they r just the best person APPRECIATE THEM NOW.
by SkippyDaPepsi May 08, 2022
That shrimpy jones has a small dick
by John to con April 15, 2016
A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.
by spray.cheese April 29, 2022
Is the definition of a guy who loves to drink a lot of beer, gets peed on by girls he doesn't want to sleep with and gets super pink while sauna bathing.
by Sanalia June 02, 2017