Seadderall

A mocking reference to the Seattle Seahawks, the team in the NFL with the most suspensions for performance-enhancing drugs in recent years. Also the team name of a very dominant, legendary Seattle area Fantasy Football player.

Q: “Who’s going to win the Super Bowl this year?”
A: “Seadderall, no doubt.”

by LOLCat November 11, 2013

Leg Spreader

An apartment or condo, inhabited by a bachelor, specifically designed to woo unsuspecting ladies to spend the night.

1# Did you see Hans' new place? He's going to get some in no time!

2# Yeah, its a real leg spreader.

by billy marsh December 14, 2009

shredder

The Ninja Turtle's coolest arch-nemesis, and leader of the Foot Clan.

Holy fucking shit! It's Master Shredder! We're fucking fucked! Fuck!

by Aldo Shabadoo February 6, 2004

axe shredder

Someone who plays the guitar, especially an electric.

Dude, you play like a legend. Total axe shredder.

by coinroller August 4, 2007

shit spreader

(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.

Yo, Maria, let's blow from this party. I just saw Pete, he's a major shit spreader.

by boggler December 28, 2005

shredder

Used seriously: A freak, one who was born defective.
Used jokingly: One who is very strange, unattractive, uncouth, and/or trashy, which could possibly be ascribed to birth defects.

Taken from the novel "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood, where a shredder is one who is the defective product of radiation altered reproductive cells.

All that makeup and bleached hair can’t hide the fact that Megan is a total shredder! That poor girl was born with a big head and has no social skills!

by Laura MM March 16, 2010

Shredder

Someone who kicks ass at metal guitar.

Dimebag Darrell is a true shredder

by shitface December 1, 2003