Shnort

When you see something funny on the Internet or you read a funny text and instead of actually laughing you just blow some extra air out of your nostrils.

Text: Vaginas are cool because you can think about sex in class without getting a boner

You: *shnort* Haha so true

by Targ January 16, 2014

Shnutz

Shit covered scrotum, resulting from wiping ones ass from back to front.

She'll never go down on you, if you don't get rid of the shnutz

by TJDD January 18, 2017

shnurve

Taking "steeze" to a whole new level.

Damn those kids got their shnurve on!

by shnurve February 21, 2008

Shurter

To laugh histaricly or un-controllably sometimes so bad you may end up pooping yourself.

The clown caused him to shurter.

by Theboss154 August 4, 2014

shurtleff

Awesome Irish person with blue eyes, and usually either blonde or dark brown hair. A Shurtleff is the best friend you can have .

Wow that kid is one amazing Shurtleff

by Jake Greenhealt September 10, 2016

Shnarted

Sneezing and shitting yourself simultaneously

Dude 1: Achoo
Dude 2: Bless You
Dude 1: Brb Dude I Shnarted

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

Shnart

When you let one rip and then get pointed out right away

Ah man he just let out the biggest shnart

by rusty dog September 16, 2023