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shnarant

a person that is more than just a fucking schmuck, but similar to a putz; not a human being, but an idiot
"Hey Jack, did you just fart?"
"No, you shnarant!"
by BigPutz41 April 22, 2022
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Sharpie Water

A fan of the popular webcomic 'Homestuck' who makes other fans ashamed to be of the same species. Often refers to a poorly made, obviously effortless cosplay, in reference to an incident in which a Homestuck at a con supposedly tried to die her skin grey for a Terezi cosplay by filling the hotel bathtub with black and silver sharpies and bathing in it.

All she got from that was ink poisoning, and removal from the hotel.

Also can refer generally to ANY 'bad' or embarrassing Homestuck fan- fans who are rude to non-Homestucks, take things to their far extremes, misunderstand and twist the comic, apologize for the villains and try to excuse their wrongs, harangue people to read, and force their fandom down others' throats. Anyone who skips to Act 5 for the trolls is a sharpie water.
Homestuck 1: "I found out today that Rebecca didn't even read the first four acts of Homestuck, she skipped to Act 5 because she thinks it's the only good part."
Homestuck 2: "Ugh. What a dumb sharpie water."
by BluhBluhHugeWitch January 10, 2013
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Sharpiecock

The act of writing a girls name on you/your own penis and sexting them the picture of it- showing that they own it
No examples, definition explains Sharpiecock
by sackoo11 December 3, 2011
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sharp

A South African term used as a greeting, or to say thank you, often doubled up as 'sharp sharp'. It is pronounced 'shup'.
Pete:"Hey Joe, how are you?"
Joe: "Sharp bra, how's about you?"
Pete: "Sharp sharp!"

Pete: "Sharp, Joe!"
Joe: "Sharp"

Pete: "See you later, Joe!"
Joe: "Sharp Sharp"

Pete: "Here is your sandwich"
Joe: "Sharp brother"
by Deelingroovy January 21, 2014
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sharppooner

When her back is on the bed you put her in a sharpshooter hold knocking her out to make the orgasm better for you all while still having your dick in her vagina
Jeff: Hey man did you hit up Jessica last night? Dan: Yeah, I knocked her out by putting her in a sharppooner
by Sitykid5 January 6, 2016
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Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.
"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"
by Bozohawks December 18, 2011
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