Language of the Shlongonians of the aincient country SHLONGONIA!!!!!residents of this country are also called shlongs
by anji-mito mofuckah July 20, 2003
An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.
1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.
by Business up front, party in the back January 12, 2005
by mcskitttle323 December 24, 2005
A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".
by Bobozz April 16, 2003
a large penis... like mine....
by JoeyJoeJ0 May 06, 2004
Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.
I would rather die than have my shlong removed.
by Dillon Byrne December 07, 2003