That shit's fucked up 

a. Anything that is messed up really bad.

b. Used to curse at something that didn't go your way.

c. A thing that annoys or pisses you off.

d. (Used occassionally) Someone who has a really weird or unusual personality and/or does stuff that just aren't "normal."

Yo, everybody got a D or F on the exam! That shit's fucked up, man, why won't the teacher cuve it?

Yeah, I know, I used the system to do a check-over on my projet but it completely destroyed it instead! That shit's completely fucked up!

The chess computer keeps moving my own pieces! That shit's completely fucked up, dude. You can have it.

That shit's fucked up by Melvin72091 September 22, 2009

shirt shart 

Everybody has a shitty day every once in a while. Sometimes when nature calls one can find that adequate facilities are too far away to be reached in time. In a pinch, you can rip off your shirt pocket and use it to wipe your ass when no toilet paper is available. A SHIRT SHART is the process of crapping and the using your own shirt pocket to wipe up.

Yeah, I got caught up in a shirt shart yesterday. We were fishing at the lake and I had to take a dump. I gotta go to Old Navy now to replenish my wardrobe.

shirt shart by Marc O.C. & Evan Z. June 12, 2009

shit's weak 

How to described something that is more lame than lame can describe.

Aw, man, you slept with that ugly bitch? Shit's weak.

shit's weak by Mack 10 December 26, 2006

Shirt skort 

Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said

“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.

Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.

Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.

Shirt skort by Peanut butter baby June 27, 2022

Shit's & Giggles 

When a person farts obsessively and then laughs about it

Jake : Oh Kiersten I love your soft long hair Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I get tingly when you caress it! O God Damn What That Horrible Smell?
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jake : Go to the bathroom you smelly fucker!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! NO!
Kiersten : Oh good lord he's got the Shit's & Giggles!
Jake : He always has the Shit's & Giggles!
Steve : Hey guys check out my underwear there like totally brown!
Kiersten : O Good Lord cover that thing up!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That was a juicy one!
Chad : Mmmm! Who had Taco Bell for lunch?
Steve : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That would be me!
Chad : Awesome by the way put some pants on your scaring my business away!

Shit's & Giggles by SlopNChop December 15, 2017

Shirt Shitter 

somebody who wears a shirt without understanding the reference

guy #1: (sees guy wearing Led Zeppelin shirt) you listen to Zeppelin?

guy #2: what's Zeppelin?

guy #1: wow you suck. try not to be such a shirt shitter.

Shirt Shitter by katyperryishot March 3, 2011

Shit's fucked up 

A basic description of life.

Guy 1: Dude, I hate my life...
Guy 2: Yeah, shit's fucked up.

Shit's fucked up by ___O.O___ June 23, 2010