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dumb as dog shit 

She is dumb as dog shit.
dumb as dog shit by jonathad April 1, 2010

dog shit retard 

Someone who is completely retarded, like legit makes you wanna kill yourself.
Vinny: Whats the number for 911?
Owen: You're a fucking dog shit retard.
dog shit retard by uncirumcisedjew October 13, 2017

Dog Shit City 

Sailor: "I can't believe I'm being sent to Dog Shit City for my next draft. I hate Pompey."
Dog Shit City by Matelot January 17, 2015

shit faced dog 

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.
shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"
shit faced dog by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017

dog shit o'meter 

a thing you use to rate something that is really shit
hey katie that cup of tea is rated on the dog shit o'meter somewhere between sloppy dog shit and white dog poo
dog shit o'meter by craig newall November 5, 2005

Albino dog shit 

Aged dog shit that has been left out in the sun and turned a white color
person 1-look at the Albino dog shit left on the hot pavment

person2-i can smell that shit from here