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Shanghai Steamer

Executing a Cleveland Steamer from a great distance above the intended victim. This will enable the log to hang and swing with the grace of a chandelier in a cheap horror movie, before plummeting to it’s death.

The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.

The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.

The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.
After being fired, I ape hanged in the bathroom and gave my former employer a Shanghai Steamer to remember me by.
by Old Dirty November 11, 2004
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Shanghai Yum Yum

A Shanghai Yum Yum is a semen-filled doughnut.

The Shanghai Yum Yum is typically achieved by cutting a small hole into a plain doughnut before a willing female masturbates their partner into said doughnut (usually while stimulating the prostate with the deft use of a little finger) thus filling it with jizz. The female will then immediately eat the Yum Yum as it is best served warm.
How did your Tinder date go?

Pretty good, she let me give her a Shanghai Yum Yum.
by CFTRW April 7, 2017
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Date Shanghai

A date shanghai is when a person unwittingly goes on a date...whether the person wants to date the other person or not.

'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.

A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.
"On my last night in town he date shanghaied me! I first realized it was a date, not after the movie in his room or the whiskey shots, but when we were walking to a jazz club. When I invited some people to join us, his face fell a bit. (they didn't join us, so we spent the evening together).
by GarageSaleFTW July 4, 2010
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shanghai baby

A large fecal mass usually , but not exclusively shepherd's crook or total bowlringer shaped and a floater.
Mark had to go, and after a mighty grunt, was pleased to feel it all come out at once. Mark looked into the toilet bowl, and beheld his magnificent SHANGHAI BABY.
by jay-mon February 28, 2007
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Shanghai Switch-a-roo

When you realize the cute 20-something girl you have been walking behind and checking out for the past two blocks is actually a 65-year-old Asian woman.
Once I caught up to the woman of my dreams I realized it was a cruel Shanghai Switch-a-roo.
by TheGenZod February 14, 2012
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Shanghai Slider

A sexual act in which one partner heavily lubricates their hand and circles their hand around the other partner’s balls(at the base) and then quickly brings the hand down ringing the balls like a bell creating a gong noise.
Joe: “bro less than thirty minutes ago I got railed in the nuts by a Shanghai Slider”
Bill: “bruhhh... what??!”
by GhengisKangaroo August 7, 2019
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Shanghaivania

a song. bruh.
Inktale funny go brrrrrr
We finna nutz, breh.

Also, the song is by the funny man, "Valor Genesect."
Shanghaivania Phase 675,757,686 when?
by Valor Genesect October 3, 2021
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