shazingo special

Masterbating while watching a blood relative have sex this excludes relatives that mary into family. This action is something that is not enjoyed but done in order to make the situation even more akward then it already is.

I walked in on Uncle Phil and Aunt Katy going to Slam City and I became arroused.

Aren't they brother and sister?

And thats why I sat down and faught through the horrible image with a shazingo special.

by killuhcrow May 21, 2011

Shazanx

A heightened sense of worry produced by the collision of two specific experiences, namely a) the pleasure of listening to a new and hitherto unknown musical composition whilst in a public place, and b) the distress of being unable to capture the said tune for future pleasure using a portable device (such as a smart phone) that is owned but not presently possessed by the listener.

The ambient groove of an urban cafe is momentarily disrupted by a faintly audible obscenity ushered by an otherwise innocent looking man. The man rummages in vain for an unknown object in his satchel whilst repeatedly glancing toward the speakers above him. Attempts to be discreet are betrayed by his increasingly pale complexion and glistening forehead. Suddenly, triggered by a change in song emanating from the speakers, the man returns to his original persona - though a deep and abiding sense of opportunity lost will remain. He has thus experienced shazanx. Meanwhile, a woman in a cafe down the street points a smart phone at a sound system and smiles.

by Anthony Jons September 3, 2012

Shazmin

Shazmin is a curious woman. The very definition of still waters running deep. Her mind is constantly churning up thoughts which rarely ever make it to the surface. One of the kindest, sweetest people you will ever meet. You've got to be careful with a Shazmin as she is much like a cat; she will come to you when comfortable enough, any forceful attempts at closeness will probably get you clawed - in her mind at least. Don't mistake her quietness for being shy, she loves experiencing the world on her own, and must never be locked up - much like a cat.

Anon: Shazmin seems so cool! I must get closer
Shazmin: It is unfortunate but I must move elsewhere with immediate haste

by OneVoices November 24, 2021

shazina

Shazina is someone who you can depend on to do anything. She stays by your side and plays to be innocent. She does bad and good but she has a inside with a world of lots of things ahead of her☺

Shazina is my bestie you know😘 . So don't mess with her because I am going to kill you!

by Bjgfgb February 18, 2017

shazlin

Unpredictable. he can be nice, he can be cruel. he is loyal. he has a vission but not always stick to it. He is joyful person ever. a man who can not be guessed. he is very self-reliant on very tense. he has principles but always change his mind. very loyal and loving. very brave at a certain time. very funny and spoiled. he will be fiercely strangers. he is suffering from misunderstanding. he has a high level of language skills. very fussy on food. he has his own view to someone. he likes food and likes to keep secret.

"shazlin very good"

"oh no, he's so cruel"

by Asogobiru April 23, 2018

Shazin'

(v) to lounge, chill, be lazy at inappropriate times, or plop down with sass

to refuse to particpate in daily life activities because the need to lay down with attitude is overwhelming

to be proud that you are twice your age when you start a brand new Wii Fit

Person 1: What did you do today?
Person 2: I moved from the bed, to the couch, back to the bed- I was shazin' all day

by definitionofadiva January 18, 2010

shazlina

Short, tan, Malaysian chick. Often talented in vocals with a strangely lovable haircut ...Many men enter her room and leave with a broken heart while doing the walk of shame. ;)

OMG that stripper is such a Shazlina!

by MinnCaliJC December 31, 2013