Freelance journalist, political activist & magician extraordinaire. Although Irish and living in Luxembourg, Shadician can often be found in the UK where he practices his magic by making all the beer vanish. Wears a (sentient) top hat. Often to be found hanging outlistening to and playing awesome music in LaLa Land on Turntable dot fm. Fond of nutella and the occasional barrel of joy.
"Hey where has my nutella gone?!" "Dude, Shadician's been in the fridge again!" "How do you know?" "His top hat told me." "Bro I don't trust that hat, I bet it ate the nutella." "Yeh maybe, it's possible."
Shariecatophobia is a condition where one experiences an irrational fear of Mrs. Sharon Cato. Although it is not recognized by the American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental disorders, I have to say this is a very real condition. There currently are no test for this fear however there are many triggers for this condition. Terms such as “ok, alrighty” or “payday” can put one into extreme shock and panic. Some other triggers include clinical classes, medical terminology, and redheads. One who is experiencing Shariecatophobia will have extreme anxiety, stress, and complete several “big studies”. There is no treatment for this condition.