The one whose hips don't lie! She recently released a song with
Rihanna to help Rihanna overcome the guy who beat her like a soccer ball. She has over 2.3 billion views on
YouTube, 85 million Facebook likes, and like a lot of
Twitter followers. You can also find her on the voice where she replaced Christina Aguilera because the world was like, "Who's she?" and so the Voice was like, let's bring in Shakira because she has a lot of Spanish fans, some
crazy white fans, and some black fans from when she collaborated with Beyonce. She has one of the few asses that
will make you eyes move back and forth like a pendulum. And though she has a different voice, it is powerful just like her hips. When you talk about Shakira, you say "may the hips be with you," and then start dancing like a demonic possessed belly dancer.
Hey, have you heard of Shakira?
Yeah, but have you seen Shakira is the
better question because that girl is monkey ball
steaming!?