Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).

Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"

Shake and Bake by GalacticFucker January 19, 2018

Shake and bake

When ur in the same room as and guy and they flash there balls to each other

Man we we're at Rob's house and I got shake And baked

Shake and bake by Can't drivesyrightimsogay June 11, 2019

Shake and bake

a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity

b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously

Hey man, wanna come over to shake and bake after our soccer match?

Shake and bake by HansBex October 26, 2019

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

Shake and Bake by IG1879 January 6, 2020

bake and shake 

The act of masturbation after smoking weed, taking advantage of heightened tactile senses from marijuana.

"Man, I'm feeling kind'a horny. I thinks it's time to bake and shake."

bake and shake by just some random guy January 6, 2009

Bake and Shake 

A way to say "Smoke meth!".

If u wanna wake up come on by and Bake and Shake.

Bake and Shake by boilsucker August 15, 2014

Wake, bake, and shake 

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

Wake, bake, and shake by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022