Seemo

A term used to define someone who appears to be making a mediocre attempt to emulate the emo fashion, but is actually Hispanic with naturally black hair, or is feebly adorned with fragments of clothing and accessories extracted from 90s antisocial subcultures (see homeless). Gracefully rides the tidal waves betwixt emo fashion and Ollie's 5-for-$1 pseudojean pants.

"I thought that chick in Chemistry was hella emo, but then the teacher asked ESPERANZA if she could browse through her ESL folder."

"Seemo."

"No, that guy's not going to want a ticket to Warped Tour; his grandmother bought him that shirt from Kohl's."

by Lurvula August 5, 2008

Seemsing

Because

Seemsing that he did that round house, I screamed dude that’s totally raish

by The narly man December 7, 2018

willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

how the fuck did you find this

Ronald: hey man

god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Ronald: that’s weird god

Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why

by Amogusfartymcfart February 28, 2022

Sehome High

Sehome is the Second school built in Bellingham, Washington. It is home to some seriously kick-ass people. Like me. And It has about 4 black students. And 90% have smoked pot. And yet, somehow, with that, we are still one of the best schools in Washington and The best in bellingham. Go mariners. Screw raiders. We are the literally High school

"Yo dude, those sehome high kids are high..."
"Yeah man they're half stoner, half nerd"

by McCereal January 1, 2012

10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John.

Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

seems legit

a sarcastic response to obvious fraudulent activity or false claims

Bernie Madoff: "Let me help your investments grow!"
SEEMS LEGIT

Government: "9/11 was not an inside job!"
SEEMS LEGIT

The Fed: "The forefathers of America were terrorists!"
SEEMS LEGIT

by SKaREO April 29, 2013

Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012