secretary

A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...

by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005

glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

secretyness

adv; (see-kra-tee-nes): a manner of evading matters of personal disclosure with the intent of creating further curiosity. Used to lure men off myspace to steal their kidney.

Many of his friends warned him that the secretyness of her messages could only lead to a bitter end.

by EL/DA July 15, 2007

secretary ass

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

by JMAC145 April 20, 2016

Secretary

secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know

stewardesses = longer than secretary

by silkster October 19, 2005

Secretesque

With The Secret revolutionizing 'optimism' and turning it into the fashionable idea of 'positive thinking', it is about time there was some recognition of the movement. This is where 'secretesque' comes from.

To put it simply, to be secretesque means to incorporate The Secret's concept of positive thinking.

I had a 'secretesque' day today, totally worked!

by typesamantha April 16, 2011

secretsbyabel

Popular instagram music page @secretsbyabel, formerly known as “theweekndshairstyle” is a music page owner but also a part-time fan page for pop/r&b artist, The Weeknd. First of all, he’s VERY sexy. he looks like a white boy, but he’s actually 3/4 mexican, and 1/4 black, believe it or not. he’s always right, and most definitely always horny. he really likes yeezus. that’s about it.

“have you seen the new secretsbyabel post?”

“yeah it made me very horny!”

by daniel13ishorny December 26, 2019