Seventeen 

A magazine directed towards teenagers- particularly girls- and is intended to turn them into sluts. If looked at by a normal person, it will probably make them want to kill someone as it is incredibly dumb and consists of nothing educational.

Person 1: Hey just picked up a copy of Seventeen!

Person 2: So this is how I die.

Seventeen by The Xbox Controller January 20, 2013

seventeen 

a fucking banger

(song by rich brian)

guy 1: hey man did u hear seventeen by rich brian?
guy 2: yeah mate it was a fuckin banger

seventeen by Shitpecker August 23, 2018

seventeen year old standard 

1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.

2. A Blow Job.

"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"

"He should teach me how to pedo."

seventeen year old standard by AdoboPro January 7, 2012

seventeensexual 

someone who is attracted at seventeen and will do anything to meet them . even if they need to sell their best friend .

person 1 : im gay , hbu ?
person 2 : im seventeensexual

*credit to @taehyungsexual

seventeensexual by woozi's fluff cheeck October 24, 2020

Seventeen 

Seventeen Is A Crew From A Small Town And They Are Trying To Spread The Word Like An STD.

Guy 1: Seventeen! You Won't!!

Guy 2: Huh??

Guy 1: Seventeen All Day Son!!

Guy 2: Ohh Okay... Seventeen!! I Will!

Seventeen by SeventeenWIBCJS April 29, 2011

Seventeen year old man 

A seventeen year old male human. A term that sexually enlightened people use and it is the right term according to the teen liberation movement.

John is a seventeen year old man.

Seventeen year old man by Deep blue 2012 August 19, 2010

Secondteenth

One of vary many, used in a sarcastic way

Girl, I love you, but I don't wanna be the secondteenth.

Secondteenth by tlescouhier July 29, 2011