searchin

In playing a sport or game, when none of your usual methods of winning is working. You start trying totally new or unusual methods.

That guy was beating you so bad, he had you searchin.

by Kawaski April 29, 2006

Searchie

Noun, describing the act of searching your full name via an online search engine (google, bing, yahoo), similar to taking a "selfie". The difference to a selfie is that searchies are less embarassing, because only the search engine company knows that you are a self-absorbed narcissist.
Usually done in the false belief that it will increase your ranking in google.

I just made a searchie and no one will ever know (99.99999 percent of internet users).

by searchie-man January 8, 2014

Pole Searching

Similar to soul searching, except a young male does so with his penis. Involves having sexual intercourse with many, many different and interesting women with the goal of young man discovering his likes and dislikes concerning the opposite sex.

After ten long, audacious years of pole searching, Joe finally concluded that he found overweight, middle-aged women the most enjoyable company.

by furloaf December 19, 2011

Are you dumb for searching this?

Yes. Yes you are

You: I'm gonna search "Are you dumb for searching this?" on urban dictionary because I'm so random xD
friend: You're retarded. I'm sorry, but I have to put you down

by I_have_29_eggs May 13, 2019

Sarchasm

1. The gulf between the author of iconic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.

2. A pop-punk/ska band from Berkeley, California.

Joe: "Hey, did you go to the Sarchasm show last night? I did, and it was totally radical!"
Bob: "Radical? Was there a riot?"
Joe: "No... I was being ironically vintage. GAWD."

by THAT kid. August 5, 2012

Starchist

(Starch-ist) Someone who is anti-starch. They will never know the love of pasta...

Man 1: "Are you a pastavore?"
Man 2: "No, are you nuts?! I'm a Starchist!"

by Viva.La.Spaghetti.Day January 9, 2010

your a muppet for searching this up

no you seriously are bro

your a muppet for searching this up bruv

by you are a muppet September 11, 2020