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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009
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Rotten Scotsman

A "Rotten Scotsman" is acheived when a woman inserts her thumb into a man's anus, squeezing and releasing his testicles with one hand, and sucking and strocking his penis with her mouth and other hand. The action gives the look that she is playing the bagpipes.
Last night when Sue was giving me a blow job, all of sudden she shoved her finger up my ass and sqeezed my balls, all with the same hand. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she said, "I'm giving you a Rotten Scotsman!"
by Billy Madison June 5, 2003
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The Old Scottsdale Mist

When your are getting your salad tossed and you fart just enough to spray some mist into the air.
Cj was getting his salad tossed by Brigate when he gave her The Old Scottsdale Mist.
by 1wisch March 7, 2019
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Scottsdale Slut Assembly

A group of mostly blonde, big breasted, stupid, stuck up, materialistic Scottsdale bitches all together for a night out on the town...

Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.

More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.
Guy 1: "Hey look at those chicks, they look slutty dude

Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"
by LeeLaBadass July 27, 2011
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scattman's world

An awsome techno song on youtube; look it up.
( guy 1 ) "hey you should look up that awsome song on youtube!"
( guy 2 ) "whats it called again?"
( guy 1 ) "scattman's world!"
by omg my name got taken March 14, 2010
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Sportsmanship-Like

To be fair and have generous behavior or treatment of others, especially in a sports/eSports contest.

Origin: The world First came to fruition when Félix "XQC" Lengyel said it live on stream while playing Crab Games for 60,000+ viewers on Twitch.
Be sportsmanship-Like and be respectful towards others.
by Anthony Edwards1111111 November 26, 2021
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Mad Scotsman

A beastility crazed mafiadeath player.

A sheep is the most commonly abused animal by this individual. Unfortunate players may also be subjected to this players horrific noodz. The effects of this can cause blindness


Rumoured to be related to Shrek and Carrot
Oh no Mad Scotsman is about!! Dont worry about your women and children. Save your animals!!!!
by Jayx31 April 29, 2009
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