scooch

noun: A creepy male in his late twenties to early forties who rides his bike everywhere, presumable because his license was taken away for legal reasons. Not every man who rides his bike is a scooch. For example, non-scooches ride their bikes for environmental or athletic reasons. Scooches, on the the other hand, seem to exist only to make people uncomfortable and should be avoided at all costs.

Earl's a scooch now because he got his third DUI and he's not allowed to drive anymore.

Hey, there's a scooch sitting under the tree over there touching himself. We should leave.

Aaron's car broke down and now he has to ride his bike everywhere like a freaking scooch.

by Charlie_Svetlana September 1, 2016

Scooch

another name for a girl, referring to her snatch...

Rasmussen said he was going to bring over some scooch tonight!

by Cody Guffey May 27, 2008

scooch

the area between your ass and your balls

louise has a big hairy scooch

by kannar June 3, 2009

ScOoCh

a HOT spikey haired boy who sings and plays bass.

That scooch is amazing.
I wish i could hit that scooch.

by NiCoLe April 25, 2005

Scooch a mooch

when something/someone is in the way

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch

by hereforari June 17, 2016

Scooch a mooch

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing

Get out the way, scooch a mooch !

by Agb_93 July 23, 2015

Scooch a mooch

What you say when someone or something is in your way

Ariana - *waves to fans*

Mini bus - *drives in between Ariana and her fans

Ariana - Scooch a mooch

by Rebukka May 30, 2018