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Average School Shooter 

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.
do you see that white male sitting alone over there? The one with the trench coat, unibrow, and messy hair? He's a school shooter

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.

School Shooter Combo

When someone runs in a zig-zag sprint, usually when getting shot at.
He was getting shot at, so he School Shooter Combo’d.

I got shot, I had to perform the School Shooter Combo
School Shooter Combo by Ajonesey February 27, 2021

School shooter 

The Quiet Kid
Quiet Kid: I'm now a school shooter
School shooter by ArmKnew2Grandmar September 26, 2022

School Shooter 

The real heroes of the school
Guys a school shooter has come to save us.

School Shooters 

Alright... This guy is a fucking retard. This guy, Alec Baldwin's brother, says that all of the school shooters played 1 of 3 games. Fortnite, Call of Duty, or GTA...
Hym "That's like saying 'All of the school shooters had eyes.' Like, if you play video games... That chances that you DON'T play CoD, Fortnite, or GTA are basically 0. Like, these people are fucking retarded. And the pundit, Patrick Bet David, goes 🤯 HIS MIND IS BLOWN! HIS MIND IF BLOWN BY THE CONNECTION GUYS! FUCKING RETARD! He's a fucking retard. The pundit is a retard. The guy he is interviewing is a fucking retard. Like, you see why you're shit, right? Like, you are a pundit and you can see your relationship to me and the rest of the world and you know that you are shit, right? Like, all the school shooters, right? They all ate cheeseburgers! Can you believe it!? They ALL ate cheeseburgers at some point in their lives."

Patrick Bet David 🤯 "WOOOOOOAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH!! MY MIND IS BLOWN RIGHT NOW!"
School Shooters by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

School Shooter 

A person (usually depressed) who wishes to take out their anger by taking the lives of other students in a school building.
Something i am at risk of experiencing. call the police for me, tell them that someone is threatening to shoot up ordean east middle school. if you see a school shooter, they are dangerous, and you should run and hope they didn't see you first.