scholasti-licious

Combination of Scholastic and Delicious
A woman that has that sexy smart look. When a hot woman puts on nerd glasses and walks around with a book in her hand.

A sexy teacher, professor, or librarian

Guy 1: "You see Olivia today? She got those smart glasses on."
Guy 2: "Yeah wit dat tight skirt looking like a porno librarian"
Guy 1: "Yeah that girl is scholasti-licious"

See Olivia Munn in "The Newsroom"

by Kimber4ever November 24, 2014

Gentleman and a Scholar

the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.

person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.

by bunj March 4, 2009

the doctor scholl's

Derived from a situation in which you are cock blocked by an asshole friend. While he is fucking the girl he stole from you, steal his shoes and jerk off on his insoles.

Man, that dick head cock blocked me again!
what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
I bet he's gellin now!

by MC Barlow March 17, 2008

Missouri Scholars Academy

A place to take risks and change your life

Missouri Scholars Academy changed my life!

by Turdz69 July 28, 2011

scholastic swag

having alot of class, geek'd up, very futuristic, so much class they call you the professor.

i walked up in it with my scholastic swag they all thought was a professor or something.

by masterpiece michael August 18, 2009

Schozophrenic

When someone believes that the entire discord server is after them and blocks anyone who says anything negative about them.

"Dude Schos blocked me cause I pinged him once."
"Yeah, I know, he's a total schozophrenic"

by yormama1337 February 3, 2021

Internet Scholar

Someone who's knowledge comes from YouTube videos and other internet outlets, then tries to project what they've learned on you.

You're fake smart, just an Internet scholar.

by DJango March 8, 2015