schmuck

Bro, stop being such a schmuck
by Ryan & Liv March 19, 2012
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schmuck

When a woman masturbates. It is named this because of the noise.... "schmuuuck"
abby: why are you schmucking right in the middle of the hallway?!

rachel:... *schmuuuck*
by hunnybooboomymomma November 14, 2012
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schmuck

Alternative for f**k. Also a jew word meaning penis.
"What the schmuck??"

"Shut the schmuck up!"
by KingofSchmuck March 04, 2009
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schmuck

a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect
Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.
by Le Schmuck October 30, 2005
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Schmuck

Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot
by SchmuckCentral February 04, 2019
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Schmuck

A stupid fool who does silly things.
by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018
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The Schmucks

An amazing YouTube group consisting or 5 men 1 woman (do not refer to THAT video), all have something wrong with them tbf, they have a love hate relationship with eachother but are cool cool
Max ‘yo guys we should make a group called The Schmucks’
Emily ‘and have ducks called The SchDucks’
Matty ‘no’
by the rtl gangbang December 20, 2021
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