Take the Scenic Route

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.

by sp4nkr March 24, 2009

b fus scenic route

a place to go where there seem to be no logical or desirable solution

Jerome: SURELY lets watch Captain Marvel?

Daniel: nah rather take the old b fus scenic route

by J_Soont March 7, 2019

Boat god Scenic

The god of boats lives in minecraft. He makes stream until he disappeared he checks on his discord. nut then he just disappeared. we made a grave for him. our lord scenic wont come back to stream.

Hello everyone
Scenic is boat god

Boat god scenic is boat god

ready for the raid?

by Germanempire25000 July 11, 2020

lucid scenic dreams

ACID, or the act of taking acid, LSD.

Hey man, I'm looking for some lucid scenic dreams, you got some?

Oh damn, I was tripping so hard last night, lucid scenic dreaming man!

by forest_white August 17, 2011

Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.

Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)

by anonymous August 15, 2021

Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

scenecore

an aesthetic mostly based around "emo" or "scene" shit. this aesthetic is not to be confused with ACTUAL scenekids, but it is relatively similar. scenecore mfs mostly listen to rebzyyx, hoshie star, roninkys, punkinloveee and h3artcrush.

person 1: "have you heard the new hoshie star song?"
person 2: "hell yeah! i love how all his songs are about scenegirls doing drugs in the club and just scenecore in general!!"

by g0r3ygvtzzz August 17, 2022