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Shoyo

An absolute buffoon. Unreal. Also someone who has a small penis, like, very small.
"Have you seen Shoyo lately? Heard he can't even jack off properly, he's probably off watching Riverdale and listening to XXXTentacion since his girlfriend left him."

"Shoyo? The guy with the micro-dick? Heard he was crying alone in a corner earlier. What a loser."
by sexlover12893 June 28, 2021
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Shoyo

First and Foremost, a Shoyo can only be a Japanese Male. A Shoyo is someone who uses and hogs somenone else's computer up to 20-24 hours straight because his computer sucks and can't run anything. A Shoyo can also be someone who likes a girl but will never talk to that girl in his life. A Shoyo sleeps over at your house 3 days straight just to use your computer to flirt with girls online (you wont even know if theyre real girls). A Shoyo will not brush his teeth when he sleeps over at your house for 3 days straight, therefore don't be surprised if his breath smells like Gorilla's Diarhea after eating 50 Garlic Breads, Chips with Salsa, Chilli, and a Beef and Bean Burrito.
"Dang, get out of my house you 'Shoyo'!"
"Man, guess what! You just pulled a Shoyo!"
"Don't be a Shoyo and get off my computer and go home to your mom"
"Your breath smells like Shoyo, You're not my friend anymore"
by Alice H September 3, 2005
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What you call a person dressed up like a sailor who is in the middle of a circle jerk.
"Ben, you git tha boys together and find us a Sehoy for tonight's circle jerk."
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Shoyosluvbot

One of the most funniest sexiest tiktokers alive. I would eat their ass anyday of the week.
do you know Shoyosluvbot on tiktok?

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by kazty3 February 23, 2021
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shoy

So High On Yasmin!

Yasmin is Birth control pills
im SHOY!
by Triaton November 19, 2016
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shoyster

Give him a good old shoyster Sam, that’ll show him!
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Shoyaib

You’re a shoyaib!
by 12@asdf November 14, 2018
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