jacob satorius

When you binge watch 12 year old vine kids, you are a Jacob Satorius

Ew, look at Mellisa, she is such a jacob satorius

by DogeThaDog July 19, 2016

Satoru

Noun.

When your leg gets stuck in a bear trap and you need to chew it off to survive.

"Oh man what a horrible weekend! I had to pull a Satoru!"

by Xella714 February 16, 2017

Satorugojoscumslut

Amazing Jujutsu Kaisen Content. Huge Toji and Gojo Simp, would laugh at someone's funeral on accident, mentally insane, very inappropriate. A terrible artist.

"Hey have you heard of SatoruGojoscumslut?"
"Yeah their content sucks"

by Khoruupd April 1, 2021

Jacob satorius

He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted

When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”

by Austicspinner March 5, 2018

Gojo Satoru

A character in Jujutsu Kaisen who is considered by many attractive, mostly for his piercing sexy blue eyes, and his relationship with another character, Geto Suguru.

Gojo Satoru is so hot

by ysff September 16, 2023

Gojo Satoru

Gojo is a super sexy character from the anime Jujutsu Kaisen. Hes known for his sexy piercing blue eyes and his gay relationship with another known character, Geto Suguru. Hes probably your girlfriend’s daddy right now.

Omg Gojo Satoru is so HOT

by ysff September 16, 2023

Satoru Gojo

A jjk character and a lonely 28 yo virgin with commitment issues who everyone wants to smash for some reason

Person 1: Bro I saw some guy crying at kfc today
Person 2:
Must’ve been Satoru Gojo

by gabussy February 27, 2022