Satish is that guy who lives in the sky and will sweep you into a luxurious paradise of love making. Or gently watch you eat frozen yogurt as he swoops in on your deepest desires. Usually someone will ask about him and you respond with "He's a great guy"- to cover your intensifying desire to cuddle in front of a burning fire.
He will take you out for a little wine and dine for your birthday, but you must beware of his extreme sexual attractiveness.
When he's not courting you, he's your best friend. Count on his logical thinking, trustworthiness, and reliability.
Respectful to his female friends and acquaintances, as he is a rare species of man.
He will take you out for a little wine and dine for your birthday, but you must beware of his extreme sexual attractiveness.
When he's not courting you, he's your best friend. Count on his logical thinking, trustworthiness, and reliability.
Respectful to his female friends and acquaintances, as he is a rare species of man.
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One who gets pleasure (often sexual) from the suffering of others. It is a common myth that sadists like masochists, however the true sadist can get no pleasure from the pain he causes the masochist because the masochist is enjoying it.
*Masochist sees a sadist (identified by the whip and handcuffs in his back pocket) and sees an opportunity for a beautiful relationship*
Masochist: HURT ME!!!
Sadist: No.
Masochist: HURT ME!!!
Sadist: No.
by Xhzjang January 7, 2005
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by Squishy024 July 15, 2013
Get the Sadist mug.The belief that thermodynamic systems can be expressed using statistics. It is mostly used to more accurately express a system where there are many microstates involving microscopically observable quantities (e.g. kinetic energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ... , n-1, n or Potential energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ..., n-1, n as opposed to quantities like pressure or volume).
What the author of this article should be revising now, Statistical Mechanics (or stat mech as it's more conveniently known) can be described by many physics students as a "cluster-fuck of endless equations and probability distribution functions designed to intentionally screw up their mind altogether".
It is widely known that stat mech is utterly incomprehensible until the actual exam day, when all the nonsensical examples and equations (most notably finding the entropy of an elastic band expressed as a function of the number of links in said band, and the expression of gas molecules as masses on springs) seem to reach perfect clarity and they tend to walk out with at least a 2-1.
What the author of this article should be revising now, Statistical Mechanics (or stat mech as it's more conveniently known) can be described by many physics students as a "cluster-fuck of endless equations and probability distribution functions designed to intentionally screw up their mind altogether".
It is widely known that stat mech is utterly incomprehensible until the actual exam day, when all the nonsensical examples and equations (most notably finding the entropy of an elastic band expressed as a function of the number of links in said band, and the expression of gas molecules as masses on springs) seem to reach perfect clarity and they tend to walk out with at least a 2-1.
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sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|
noun, vulgar slang.
oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"
ORIGIN,
Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|
noun, vulgar slang.
oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"
ORIGIN,
Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
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