santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

by mrcyn November 19, 2013

sanster

Sanster is the ultimate hoe getter anyone with this nickname gets all the bad bitches around him and in his bed that very night

My girl just left me for sanster i dont blame her damn that sanster is hot

by Sanster the milf fucker February 21, 2021

To Sander

To waste, not finish, or no take advantage of an opportunity.

When someone leaves the last little bit in a beer-"Hey, are you going to sander that beer?"

by 961 May 12, 2007

Barry Sanders Syndrome

A psychological disorder in which an athlete is an excellent player on a team that fails to find any scrap of success. Named after Barry Sanders, an NFL running back who played his entire 10-year career with the woefully horrible atrocious Detroit Lions.

Example: Josh Gordon of the Cleveland Browns may be suffering from Barry Sanders Syndrome, as he is the only player on that team with a clue!

by Alaskan Pollock February 20, 2014

Luke Sanders

the biggest of melts...

"Luke Sanders, you're such a melt"

"i cannot believe Luke did that, the big melt"

by yeet3242 January 26, 2019

George Salter Academy

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.

“George Salter Academy?”
“Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”

by Sciddlyscoobydoo February 25, 2020

Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sanders is (was) a vine superstar (ish). He made lots of funny clips before vine shut down, and he has now moved on to youtube, where he still does funny videos with his characters, Anxiety (Virgil), Morality (Patton), Logic (Logan), and Princey (Roman). He is a wonderful person, very happy to help friends and viewers!

Person one: Do you know who Thomas Sanders is?
Person two: Oh yeah! RIP Vine, brotha.

by williamdeservedbetter29 June 10, 2018