Standy Handy

A hand job you get while standing in a crowd.

While I was at a Palm Beach Bar, I got a standy handy.

by Jizzshoes January 25, 2019

Sand handitizer

This type of sand if poured on fabric, a living organism, or pretty much any household item/furniture will immediately make a hand pop out from the object that it was poured on.

He poured the sand handitizer on his workbench, so he could gain an extra helping hand.

by Sand handitizer January 13, 2021

sand paper handjob

when you partner takes a fine grit piece of sandpaper and wraps it around your dong before jerking you off. Usually done to one who is passed out as an act of revenge. Sometimes the assailant will pour 151 alcohol on it so the burn will really intensify.

Dustyn woke up this morning to a bloody crotch. He then remembered passing out drunk after sharing a bottle of 151 with his ex boyfriend Rich. As an act of sabotage Rich waited until Dustyn fell asleep and gave him a sand paper handjob topping it off with a little 151 to boot.

by dusty zub's August 17, 2011

sandyhandy

1) handjob on the beach; 3rd base(m) on the beach.

Steve: "How was the shore?"
Carl: "Sweet."
Steve: "You hook?"
Carl: "Yeah, with Sheila."
Steve: "Did you 'oh-baby-yeah'?"
Carl: "No. But she gave me a sandyhandy."
Steve: "Yikes. That had to feel good. Sike."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

handy shandy

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

Handy Dandy Standy

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.

Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry

by A white girl with a big butt November 26, 2020