samuel l jackson

The tightest nigga ever, the most kick ass actor ever, has been in so many kick ass movies and played so many kick ass characters. He has been a jedi, a cartoon super hero, a drug dealer (on a few occasions), a secret agent, a member of swat, a scientist, a basket ball coach and Shaft just to name a few characters
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park

White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga

by that british guy February 4, 2006

Samuel L Jackson

THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST ACTING MOTHERFUCKER SINCE MARLON MOTHERFUCKING BRANDO. SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON HAS ACTED IN EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE EVER MADE. ROYAL WITH CHEESE. MOTHERFUCK.

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SITH IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GALAXY" - SAMUEL L JACKSON

by zer0t October 28, 2011

To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008

samuel l jackson

a black, bad-ass nigga in nearly every movie

Did you here if that new movie was good or not?

not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass

by pirate-ninja of death October 16, 2006

Samuel L. Motherfuckin Jackson

A motherfucker who runs shield and owns a purple lightsaber. He is also a motherfucker named frozone

You can't troll me, I'm Samuel L. motherfuckin jackson.
Some motherfuckers are calling me Samuel Jackson, without the motherfuckin L, IT'S SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKIN JACKSON.
I'm Samuel L. Motherfuckin Jackson

by The funny plush productions ma December 24, 2021

Samuel L Jackson attack

When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"

Person 1: Can you go on xbox
Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone

by Joseph_Goeballs.daddy January 3, 2021

the curse of Samuel L. Jackson

When someone says mother fucker-ing more than once in a sentence.

Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."

by Melink0 June 20, 2014