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strut of satisfaction

The empowered walk from a blissful sexual encounter to home. For those less experienced and impressionable, this might be called the walk of shame. For those of us more mature and confident, we've renamed it to reflect our new attitude.
Txt from visiting friend: Ok, I'm headed home now. What a crazy night! Time for the walk of shame.

Reply txt: Whatever, girl! Sounds like you get the strut of satisfaction!
by pharmgrl2001 April 17, 2010
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Sassisfaction

Ones welling being while enjoying Sassafras. Reaching the peak of where the person wants to be. Must involve the use of MDA or its just sounds bizarre.
Person - I luv Sass
- You - I love Sass too!
Person - How you feeling?
- You - Sassisfaction!
Person - I luv sass!
by iheartsass August 15, 2010
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satisfiction

A claim of satisfaction when the reality is complete and utter dissatisfaction.
Your friend: How's the married life treating you?

You: No complaints.

Your friend: Sounds like satisfiction, if you ask me.

You: Hells yeah!
by thentzel September 5, 2007
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statisfaction

A feeling of happiness that can only be derived from one's superior status.
In choosing between Yale and the community college, she knew that only Yale would give her family statisfaction.
by jane and judy December 14, 2008
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demand satisfaction

When, after the act of poonery, the man takes off his condom, by the open end, then strikes the lady on both cheeks with one motion, while uttering the words "I demand satisfaction." Whereby The man challenges the woman to a repeated sexual duel.

For legal reasons, Demanding Satisfaction, should only be performed on an established sexual partner.
Man 1: that's fucked up, bro.
Man 2: dude, I demand satisfaction from Jocelyn, not for me, but to motivate her to walk again."
by Chouteau Priest February 27, 2008
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Customer Satisfaction Campaign

Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.
Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
by Nottanotherecall December 2, 2010
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statisfaction

The sense of euphoria one gets when one sub-contracts some work of a complex / technical / statistical nature to a colleague or external company / consultancy and what you received back was of a very high level of quality, and you were very satisfied with the outcome.
eg work involving decisions and methodology associated with the sampling of persons to take part in Surveys or the analysis of survey data (Multivariate or Conjoint).

"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"
by Andrew Zelin December 9, 2008
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