Sale Nerves 

Sale Nerves occur during the sales season, when you miss a day of shopping and are afraid you've missed an epic bargain.

'Dude, I gotta go shopping tomorrow - I missed the sale today and I've got a wicked case of Sale Nerves.'

Sale Nerves by SoliloquyGirl August 31, 2011

salty bake sale 

Picking up a hooker after a long night of tricks and then going down on her.

I'm gonna pass on breakfast, I just went out in the alley an had a salty bake sale so I'm set.

salty bake sale by Trader1933 January 19, 2017

Onion on sale 

A meme made to poke fun at westerners (mainly koreaboos) who completely butcher the Korean language such as Oli London
Onion on sale is a how they sound like when they attempt to say annyeonghaseyo (안녕하세요) which is the formal word which means hello in Korean.

Person 1: onion on sale oppar, sarong hay

(Annyeonghaseyo oppa, saranghae)

Person 2: lmao your Korean sucks, you know oppa means older brother right..?

Onion on sale by MustardHands April 8, 2022

party like it is on sale for $19.99! 

Party real hard.
origin: Apu from "the Simpsons"

I'm gong to party like it's on sale for $19.99. (say it in your best Indian acent)

party like it is on sale for $19.99! by colonel klink May 13, 2005

Russian Bake Sale 

Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.

Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts

Russian Bake Sale by Bakky October 12, 2012

garage sale 

a way to show the world how quickly you give up on hobbies

1: this is a nice baseball bat, where did you get it?
2: i used to play but i gave up so now i'm selling it for two cents

garage sale by christin September 6, 2003

Playing sale of the century

To push down on a woman’s head while she performs fellatio on you. The act looks like when contestants on the Sale of the Century push down on their buzzer in order to answer a question.

Pete and Mike were having a beer at the pub. Pete asked Mike if he consummated his new relationship yet. Mike said “not yet, we’re still playing Sale of the Century”.

Playing sale of the century by Saleofcentury December 18, 2019