Salad

A weird person.

You are such a salad .

by SaladKing January 6, 2016

salad

Something that Geometry Dash players forget to eat most of the time.

I heard that you were jumping to wasureta. Did you even try to eat a salad?

by acrl_ March 20, 2021

salad

A mans genitles. His penis and scrotum make up his salad.

He rubbed his salad on my face

by Sebastian Michaels November 22, 2004

salad

the act of masturbating

you need to take a piss, you need to take a dump, you need to take a salad

by ian lampshadecloth February 2, 2008

salad

An atrocious excuse of a consumable. Highly advised not to digest.

"Want some salad?" "FRICK NO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"

by classic.rock.life March 22, 2017

To Salad

Verb - To be very cool and epic with your gamers. You be very epic which is 'salady' which is epic. It also could mean to be good at Minecraft or other popular videogames.

Jim: "Hey dude it's Jim just salading around"
Berthalamu: "How can you be plants"
Jim: "Its a new hip word 'to salad' which means to be cool"
Berthalamu: "That's kinda confusing, but I guess I'm just salading around too"
Jim: "No you're not"

by Mr Salad December 3, 2019

Salad

When someone acts healthy/fit but there really not

Look at Josie eating dat whole cake over there, claiming she all salad and all. So fake.

by Bob chillin July 20, 2017