rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

Deep sea rusty fish hook

When ur fucking a girl doggy style u insert ur index finger into ur own ass then u take ur shitty finger stick it in her mouth & pull on her cheek

She didnt like the deep sea rusty fish hook

by Bb&cv July 9, 2010

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.

Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.

by (f)lyingdutchman March 3, 2020

Rusty fish hook

A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.

My girlfriend is so grimy she begs me for the rusty fish hook.

by ThroatOGagginz August 1, 2016

Rusty fish hook

I was behind this girl,so I stuck my finger in her butt,when she turned and looked at me,I hooked her like a fish....

She was so hot I rusty fish hooked her..

by The dirty one.. July 19, 2024

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025