Ridgewood is a suburban town in New Jersey about 30 minutes away from New York City. Filled with rich kids and lacrosse. Best part of Ridgewood: town. Town is the place to be. “Town” is what locals call Downtown Ridgewood. Kids from Ridgewood and other surrounding towns visit a lot (mostly after school, typically on Fridays). Town is filled with great restaurants and fun stores. You can easily see many middle schoolers hanging around Starbucks and Rite Aid. Ridgewood kids are often ridiculed by kids from surrounding towns for being wealthy, (even though the surrounding towns are often wealthy as well).
Emily from Glen Rock: oh are you one of those “rich Ridgewood kids”
Megan from Ridgewood: Emily calm down, you flex your AirPods and your hydro flask all the time.
Megan from Ridgewood: Emily calm down, you flex your AirPods and your hydro flask all the time.
by Pink Flamingos June 14, 2019
Probably the whitest town in existence. Filled with middle school kids that think there in college and if you don't play lacrosse your a bitch. A place were kids were kids were Ridgewood lacrosse T-shirts and pink vineyard vines shorts. After school almost every kid goes to town and gets burritos with there lacrosse stick and exchange shitty jokes about each other's moms for no apparent fucking reason. If your not from Ridgewood you would most likely think that every kid is a total douchbag and that is right, even though we have never seen a black kid in our lives exept for the three that think their white we are douchbags but in our own douchebag way.
TRUMP 2016!!!
TRUMP 2016!!!
by Mr.shicklebottom August 19, 2016
All i can say is that they are wannabee 'ganstas'... well for them they would say its correctly spelt 'gangsters'. Here in Glen Rock, Fair Lawn, and Wycoff. And Glen Rock football is amazing unlike Ridgewoods. Stuck up snobs that are teacher suck ups that try to be cool and popular but thats not happening! I've once went to there school, I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IT. They have a so called good pool, But really its a dirty lake. If your from ridgewood, dont lie so that you can brag!
Visitor: I want to go to a pool. A clean nice pool. Is there any around?
Ridgewood person: OH! We have... A great pool! Clear water and many life guards!
Visitor: GREAT. Ill go now!
Visitor after ridgewood pool: I THINK IM SICK BECAUSE OF THAT DIRTY POOL! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY FRIEND AND WENT TO THE GLEN ROCK POOL. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT THAT AMAZING POOL.'COUGH,COUGH!' 'PUKE!
Ridgewood person: OH! We have... A great pool! Clear water and many life guards!
Visitor: GREAT. Ill go now!
Visitor after ridgewood pool: I THINK IM SICK BECAUSE OF THAT DIRTY POOL! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY FRIEND AND WENT TO THE GLEN ROCK POOL. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT THAT AMAZING POOL.'COUGH,COUGH!' 'PUKE!
by HATERS OF RW January 25, 2011
A town in South Western Queens,but a small portion runs into Brooklyn. Ridgewood is generally a safe neighborhood,though areas on the Bushwick border and industrial areas on the western side best are avoided at night,or when alone. The 104th Precinct(including most of Ridgewood,plus Glendale,Middle Village and Maspeth) reported:
-0 Murders(2 in 2003)
-18 Rapes(9 in 2003)
-197 Robberies(281 in 2003)
-118 Felonious Assaults(108 in 2003)
-450 Burglaries(461 in 2003)
-0 Murders(2 in 2003)
-18 Rapes(9 in 2003)
-197 Robberies(281 in 2003)
-118 Felonious Assaults(108 in 2003)
-450 Burglaries(461 in 2003)
by GAME50 October 10, 2005
Less then 25 minuits from Manhattan, Ridgewood is a wroking-class town in Queens,New York(a small portion dips into Brooklyn).Ridgewood has tons of stores and alot of the kids that live there are highly active and cool.To the north is Bushwick,south is East New York,west is Williamsburg and east is Glendale. Ridgewood has people from all races,mostly being Black,Hispanic,Polish and Indian. Transportation is great(busses,trains,taxi stations and yellow cabs),but parking in Ridgewood is absulutley murder.
by playaz only August 24, 2005
A town in Queens,New York that's very close to Brooklyn.To the North of Ridgewood,is Buswick-Americas worst neighborhood.To the East,there's Glendale and East New York,to the South is Maspeth and to the west is Bedford-Stuyyvesant(AKA Bedsti).Ridgewood contains people of all races,mosly being Black,Hispanic,Indian and Polish.
by Da Hood Balla July 11, 2005
"Aye bruh, where the thirsty bitches at??"
"They choking on dick in the Ridgewood NJ movie theatre my guy"
"They choking on dick in the Ridgewood NJ movie theatre my guy"
by MetroSnoozin April 11, 2017