Ridgewood

Ridgewood is a suburban town in New Jersey about 30 minutes away from New York City. Filled with rich kids and lacrosse. Best part of Ridgewood: town. Town is the place to be. “Town” is what locals call Downtown Ridgewood. Kids from Ridgewood and other surrounding towns visit a lot (mostly after school, typically on Fridays). Town is filled with great restaurants and fun stores. You can easily see many middle schoolers hanging around Starbucks and Rite Aid. Ridgewood kids are often ridiculed by kids from surrounding towns for being wealthy, (even though the surrounding towns are often wealthy as well).

Emily from Glen Rock: oh are you one of those “rich Ridgewood kids”
Megan from Ridgewood: Emily calm down, you flex your AirPods and your hydro flask all the time.

by Pink Flamingos June 14, 2019

Ridgewood

Probably the whitest town in existence. Filled with middle school kids that think there in college and if you don't play lacrosse your a bitch. A place were kids were kids were Ridgewood lacrosse T-shirts and pink vineyard vines shorts. After school almost every kid goes to town and gets burritos with there lacrosse stick and exchange shitty jokes about each other's moms for no apparent fucking reason. If your not from Ridgewood you would most likely think that every kid is a total douchbag and that is right, even though we have never seen a black kid in our lives exept for the three that think their white we are douchbags but in our own douchebag way.
TRUMP 2016!!!

Bruh don't lets go to town after school

Let's go Ridgewood

by Mr.shicklebottom August 18, 2016

Ridgewood

All i can say is that they are wannabee 'ganstas'... well for them they would say its correctly spelt 'gangsters'. Here in Glen Rock, Fair Lawn, and Wycoff. And Glen Rock football is amazing unlike Ridgewoods. Stuck up snobs that are teacher suck ups that try to be cool and popular but thats not happening! I've once went to there school, I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IT. They have a so called good pool, But really its a dirty lake. If your from ridgewood, dont lie so that you can brag!

Visitor: I want to go to a pool. A clean nice pool. Is there any around?

Ridgewood person: OH! We have... A great pool! Clear water and many life guards!

Visitor: GREAT. Ill go now!

Visitor after ridgewood pool: I THINK IM SICK BECAUSE OF THAT DIRTY POOL! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY FRIEND AND WENT TO THE GLEN ROCK POOL. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT THAT AMAZING POOL.'COUGH,COUGH!' 'PUKE!

by HATERS OF RW January 26, 2011

Ridgewood

Moved here from New York, let me just say ridgewoodK!! this town wack as hell, nothing to do, people just be staying in tha crib 24/7, after i moved here I DONT LEAVE MY HOUSE! People ride me constantly cuz i’m not from a nice place, so everyone out here tryna b cool with me BUT I BANG WITH NO ONE !! Cuz these kids is the most dayroom, fake, rich, priveleged children on this planet. The school blows too, teachers are WACK! I came from a wack town AND THE TEACHERS WAS LITERALLY BETTER THERE . This town not worth it, if you even considering pulling up, drop it cuz it’s a big dub

Son, Ridgewood is literally the most white and trash town out here.

by ridgewoodBIGK May 16, 2018

Ridgewood

Ridgewood is the place to be if your from anywhere around bergen county.

Hey let’s go to ridgewood to link

by -Secret420 August 3, 2019

Ridgewood

Ridgewood is the town where all the “cool” kids of Bergen county meet up .Many kids take the train from ramsey to ridgewood , and they all meet up at starbucks and walk in groups to ridgewood high school and hang out on the field or on the bleachers . Many people went to ridgewood over the summer including notable kids like “ Ryan Boyd “ , “ Louis Baldanza”, “fuzzy” and “Mike Lepis”

Let’s go to ridgewood and link

by fuckbosco123 December 2, 2019

ridgewood high school

A school full of juuling burnouts with the occasional hint of terminal autism. Also full of oblivious teachers who have no idea what the fuck is actually going on. A kid shit in a book at this school for the senior prank, Garbone is strong with this one.

Wow, I thought I've seen autism at its finest, but then I remembered Ridgewood High School is a thing.

by Sinantitties December 7, 2017