r.u.g.

Abbreviation for Random Ugly Girl(s) OR Really Ugly Girl(s). You don't need the periods.(pun?)

Guy 1: Dude, we came to the mall to pick up babes, but all I spot is an ass load of r.u.g.s.
Guy 2: IDK man, rugs are usually pretty easy.
Guy 1: Dude...you're right but I feel so disgusted with myself afterward.
Guy 2: Haha, same here, let's go get an Orange Julius!
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Guy 1: OUCH!!!
Guy 2: What WHAT!
Guy 1: Some horrible figure bumped into me...it had long hair, and reeked.
Guy 2: Oh yea, that r.u.g. came out of nowhere!
Guy 1: yea, ouchy. Orange Julius?

by JRichJRicha February 17, 2009

r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol

When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!

I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.

by marioM July 25, 2019

r u fkm?

Shorthand (aka Tweethand or Texthand) for the emphatic incredulous query: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Y: I couldnt get the food, bro', there was just too much traffic!
M: r u fkm? (with the car packed & ready for a trip up the coast.)

by wordphile0810 October 4, 2010

R.U.A.H.

Acronym for: "Real Urination And Hobgoblins".
Derived from a common phrase used in the time period of the mid-1600's in Medieval England to exclaim to your conversater how strongly you felt the urge to urinate.

"R.U.A.H.! I gotta take a piss!"

by Carl I. July 24, 2006

R U TRIPPIN

"R U TRIPPIN'?" normally accompanies O RLY? and YA RLY! as an inquiry of someone's mental state. It is most commonly used for additional clarification, but could also be used after one participant in a conversation says something of questionable relevance or of a strikingly unintelligent nature.

Person 1: "Hey, guys, let's play DOTA!"
Person 2: "O RLY?"
Person 1: "YA RLY?"
Person 2: "R U TRIPPIN?"
Person 1: "NO WAI!"

by sigeon September 19, 2006

r u crip or blood

"r u crip or blood" is a question (technically not a question; there's no question mark) used by illiterate wanna-be-gangsters who participate in on-line beef battles.

iREP The Truthe says: yo
I GOT DAT GREEN, SZEENN! says: wat
iREP The Truthe says: r u crip or blood
I GOT DAT GREEN, SZEENN! says: yoo im crippin all day yo dun fuk wit me b

by thedailycheeseisstupid January 23, 2007

r u srs

Are you serious?common text phrase often unneccesarily spelled out

frnd:yo...i lmost gt bggd by sum jakez 2dai
you: omg..r u srs

by sikazsht July 5, 2009