quinton

a fat fuck who need to lose some pounds
bro i just had 2 big macs

your such a quinton
by dyslexic doodle bob January 8, 2020
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Quinton

Name derived from a popular handycapped Australian television presenter. A derogatory term to describe someone who is retarded or has a handycap. Often used to describe someone you despise or have contempt for.
i) "Oh my god that Quinton is on fire, somebody get some water".

ii) "Dude, lets steal some wheelchairs and ride around like a bunch of Quintons".

iii) Dave: "Don't worry about Mark, he doesn't even like ginie".
Jase: " Yeah that guys a Canadian man loving Quinton".
by Tony the Prawn August 8, 2006
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Quinton

He will lick you and steal your drinks he might be the gayest gay to ever gay and he is going to lick me again if he finds this so I have to stop typing
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A big douche that can’t keep his dick in his pants. He will fuck any girl an gurl in sight. And also doesn’t care about ur feelings.
Eww that dude quinton is such a man whore
by Sking2 July 23, 2019
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Quinton

Is Full Of Pimps And Hoes
Of Which Both Like To Give Head!

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"I Give Head To This Bitch/Dude Last Night"

"I REP B32 Blud Quinton All The Way!"
by NayseHea October 18, 2008
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Quinton-also know as "Quincy". Likes to leave chocolate treats on male or female faces.
"Quinton why did you put a "Quincy" on my face last night?!

"That Quincy you left on my face last night was quite the treat"
by Rekonize July 26, 2006
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A stringy haired guy who thinks he has a future in the music business. Generally a dropout who has a crazy mom that looks like a cross dresser with a bad eye and who says her childhood was spent pimped out as a child prostitute. Their fathers are, more often than not, failed tan salon owners who dress like Jimmy Buffet and live in the back of the salon and drink away their delirium tremens. Quintons smoke dope and/or drop acid on the daily and screws girls (who look like primates) who chew Skoal and then uses the empty cans for plugs in her super stretched ear lobes. Early male pattern baldness and a bitter attitude plague him. Has a bad habit of picking dingle berries out of his butt hair and chews them while lounging on the couch watching videos of local bands he will never live up to. Quintons are all laughing stocks to the people they think are their friends, they are just too easy to make fun of.
Girl, don't get tangled up with that boy he's a quinton and has no future.

Don't hire him, he's a quinton, no work ethic.

Stop that noise! You play guitar like a quinton.

Ew, he has the face of a quinton, grosssss!
by radiotacohomo February 3, 2010
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